I have read recently that if you buy a Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer and take out the instructions from the box and read them carefully there is a notice that in small print says:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”
When your own job get’s you down, think of this J&J claim and then put on your rose colored glasses and discover the silver lining to your own job – be grateful you don’t work at Johnson & Johnson’s rectal thermometer quality control department!